Anti-advertising Admirer Gifts

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

If nobody had invented graphics

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Girl's weight issues.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'But what do you sell?'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Cash Rebate

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

It's all about the PR baby!

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."