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"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

If nobody had invented graphics

Girl's weight issues.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'But what do you sell?'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Cash Rebate

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

It's all about the PR baby!

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."