Anti-advertising Advocate Pillows

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Political Extremists Discover Environmental Protection!

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Cash Rebate

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

Democracy dies in darkness

He'll have to go!

Autocensorship in Turkey

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"I can still remember when cartoons were about humor, not product placement."

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company... 100% artificial'.'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

"Just more Junk Mail."

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'