Anti-advertising Advocate Pillows

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Political Extremists Discover Environmental Protection!

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Cash Rebate

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Black Friday

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

He'll have to go!

Autocensorship in Turkey

Democracy dies in darkness

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'

"I can still remember when cartoons were about humor, not product placement."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

'It says 'An honest product from an honest company... 100% artificial'.'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'