Anti-consumerism Advocate Pillows

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

Next supermarket 20 metres...

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

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Woman thinking about luxuries.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

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"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Sellouts."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

'Consumer Society'

Barcode Baby

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Cornucopia Prime