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"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

Next supermarket 20 metres...

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

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Woman thinking about luxuries.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"It's just not the same."

Black Friday

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

It's a new year, little buddy. What are you going to do to make the most of it? Throw out the old to make room for the new. Very deep, little buddy. I'm a deep person. If the big-screen tv I got on Black Friday is a whole month old, I'm Zen enough to just breathe ... and let it go, on eBay. Want to hear my Zen mantra? Luckily, I stopped listening 30 seconds ago.

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"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

B.B.C. Watchdog

"Sellouts."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Barcode Baby

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