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Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Man burning his tie.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Assange Among Friends

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

desert isle shopping trolley...

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"It's just not the same."

Black Friday

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

It's a new year, little buddy. What are you going to do to make the most of it? Throw out the old to make room for the new. Very deep, little buddy. I'm a deep person. If the big-screen tv I got on Black Friday is a whole month old, I'm Zen enough to just breathe ... and let it go, on eBay. Want to hear my Zen mantra? Luckily, I stopped listening 30 seconds ago.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Visit Our Gift Shop

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"Sellouts."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Capitalism is a Form of Totalitarianism

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Cornucopia Prime

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"