Anti-consumerists Pillows

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Woman thinking about luxuries.

Man burning his tie.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Assange Among Friends

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

Visit Our Gift Shop

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Sellouts."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

'Consumer Society'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

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