Anti-commercialist Pillows

'Christmas is always a bit of a let down. I don't blame you. I blame the system.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Privatized Jails

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Assange Among Friends

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If we new this was going to happen we could have arranged some great TV sponsorship deals."

Mt. Everest gifts.

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

I HATE STUFF

"Are you a platinum card member?"

Barcode Baby

'Consumer Society'

"In a cost-cutting measure, Trump eliminated the federal program to eliminate federal programs."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

Occupy everything!

YOMO Department Store: Santa on duty...year around!

"I'll write your a prescription for a medication that's been recommended in three out of four commercials."

"I should have known when they started letting kids at the mall sit in the lap of someone dressed up as Jeff Bezos."

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

"...And as for cards, I've no intention of pouring more money into the capitalists machine, of becoming a dupe of the marketing men!"

Punk