Anti-consumerist Pillows

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

'No thank you. I already have enough stuff.'

'Harrogate - twinned with Tierra Del Fuego (The only other place on earth without a Tescos)'

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Punk

Consumer Society

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

Mans funeral open casket a sign saying "additive free" at the bottom of the coffin

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Man burning his tie.

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

The Anti-Materialist

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Assange Among Friends

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Black Friday

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"It's just not the same."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

An Anarchist's Christmas

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

Visit Our Gift Shop

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

It's a new year, little buddy. What are you going to do to make the most of it? Throw out the old to make room for the new. Very deep, little buddy. I'm a deep person. If the big-screen tv I got on Black Friday is a whole month old, I'm Zen enough to just breathe ... and let it go, on eBay. Want to hear my Zen mantra? Luckily, I stopped listening 30 seconds ago.