Anti-consumerism Pillows

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'Consumer Society'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Made in China

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"That shirt is so last year."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Customer Convention

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."