Anti-tv Advocate Pillows

Kill your TV, not yourself.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Political Extremists Discover Environmental Protection!

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Bad Influence of TV

Democracy dies in darkness

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

Autocensorship in Turkey

Freedom of Press

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

"The Israeli missiles hit us at four in the morning and. . ."

'Artistic it might have been, but those sort of films ought to be banned.'

Are you against violence on TV - No just Gore.

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'