Television Turn-off Advocate Pillows

Changing TV into book.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"You are still here."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

The days before television

"Please hold my calls."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Mobile phones vs books

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"In my day we had trimphones."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

The Off-line Store

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'Peace at last.'

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2