Anti-screen Crusader Pillows

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

The days before television

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Capitalism

Mobile phones vs books

"In my day we had trimphones."

"What's this garbage?"

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

Earth-Friendly.

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

Fired Editorial Cartoonists

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

"Are you comfortable with your executive salary?"

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

'Peace at last.'

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

Independents blocking chain groceries.

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

"Honey, if you don't mind, I'd prefer to keep the details of our marriage more analog than digital."

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

"I kind of miss seeing lambs frolicking about..."

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'