Anti-internet Crusader Pillows

Sorry. Only people who didn't spend their whole lives online get a "participation" medal.

Lynching on social media

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Robot Robber

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Knights of the iPhone

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

SOPA supporters regroup.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Internet security illustration.

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

What part of no don't you understand?

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'