Anti-screen Crusader Prints

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

The days before television

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

Capitalism

"What's this garbage?"

Mobile phones vs books

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

Fired Editorial Cartoonists

Earth-Friendly.

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'Peace at last.'

"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

Ingrates

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

"Are you comfortable with your executive salary?"

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

"Honey, if you don't mind, I'd prefer to keep the details of our marriage more analog than digital."

Independents blocking chain groceries.

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

"I live life on the ragged edge. Why, just this morning I left my iPhone at home. On purpose."

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

"I kind of miss seeing lambs frolicking about..."