Screen Struggler Prints

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

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"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Stop Staring at Me!

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Eye Opener

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"Don't look left or right!"

'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

"He still gets up early but then starts checking messages."

Mobile addiction

"Isn't this view amazing."

'He's all thumbs!'