Anti-tv Advocate Gifts

Kill your TV, not yourself.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Political Extremists Discover Environmental Protection!

Black Friday

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Bad Influence of TV

Autocensorship in Turkey

Democracy dies in darkness

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

Freedom of Press

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"It means this show has been dumbed down to the level of people who couldn't pour water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel."

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Are you against violence on TV - No just Gore.

'Artistic it might have been, but those sort of films ought to be banned.'

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"The Israeli missiles hit us at four in the morning and. . ."

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

Censoring Mine.

Anarchy Now! You want to be a licensed anarchist? I think you're missing the point.

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'