Anti-regulation Advocate Pillows

"Health warnings and plain packaging are a waste of money... do they think we're stupid?!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

GDPR compliant

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"