Regulation Skeptic Pillows

'We're doing this so everyone will be used to more government regulations.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Pollution Look

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

Upload Filter

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Editorial Control

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

GDPR compliant

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'