Quirky Regulation Enthusiast Pillows

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

European Union versus Big Tech

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'We are from the F.B.L.'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Shouldn't take long for your new fitting, Sir.'

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'I love being a building inspector.'

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

'It's a follow up to the Railway Children complaint. They're concerned that watching Bill and Ben encourages the use of pot.'