Quirky Regulation Enthusiast Pillows

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

European Union versus Big Tech

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'Shouldn't take long for your new fitting, Sir.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'I love being a building inspector.'

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

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