Quirky Regulation Enthusiasts Pillows

'We are from the F.B.L.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

European Union versus Big Tech

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'Shouldn't take long for your new fitting, Sir.'

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

'I love being a building inspector.'

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'