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"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

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As Seen Watching TV

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

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COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

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"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

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'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

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"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'