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"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Advertising on the internet.

As Seen Watching TV

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

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Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes