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'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

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It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

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He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

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"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'Our poll shows the typical advertising viewer is all 'targeted' out.'

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

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"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

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"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

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"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

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"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

It's that danged telemarketer again.

"Switch the wi-fi off to check that the kids are asleep."

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'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

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