Word Block Warrior Pillows

'Send him a text and find out!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Eldrow

Soldier armed with a pen.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Best Seller

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Decapitated coffee.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Shakespeare in the clink

'Coleridge'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'