Word Game Warriors Pillows

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Fast food. Even faster food

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Backfire

Cut Price

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Shampoo.

Silence of the Chickens...

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Dog Park

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Czarcasm

Bangers and Mash

Cat Burglar

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Artifishial Intelligence

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Bed Spread"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."