Admin Ace Gifts

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Aging Support Group

InIn by-products.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

In one ear/Out the other.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Baldness Facts

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

Middle Age Spread.

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Politician with lots of address books

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'What made that candidate stand out?'