Admin Support Gifts

'Have you tried switching it off and on?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Computer Room.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Gadget geek.

Geek fairies

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Torn-Off Mouse.

If Disney was a software company

Terry had a computer bug.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.