Admin Staff Gifts

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Secretary with revealing filing cabinets.

"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'computer says no.....el!'

Superman's desk boxes: UP! UP!...Away!

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

'Well done Mellisa. You've made a great spread for the office Christmas party.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

Dealing with the in tray.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Toxic personality of the week . . . Louella from admin.

"Having problems with the laser printer again?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

Multi-tasking.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'These are job perks.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."