Office Superhero Gifts

In basket-case.

"I'll leave that with you then."

'When we talked about changing the firms image I was thinking more about a new letterhead.'

'Don't worry, guys, the company daycare will be ready to open in less than a month.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"See how quickly he solves problems? We need more like him."

Batmanager

"Decaf, Sid?"

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"I admit you're a team player, but you're still a bench warmer."

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Work Slave

In - Out - Pending.

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."