Business Superhero Gifts

Creative Entrepreneur

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

Sales tied in knots

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

Super-Mario Draghi

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I've simplified our work process!"

"Can you skip to the part that doesn't suck?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Working mother

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"I don't recall ever hearing the stockholders speak with such a unified voice as they did today!"

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"I'll leave that with you then."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'