Business Superhero Mugs

Creative Entrepreneur

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Sales tied in knots

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

Super-Mario Draghi

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"I've simplified our work process!"

"I don't recall ever hearing the stockholders speak with such a unified voice as they did today!"

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Working mother

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I've decided to recall our latest drug because of one side effect - law suits.'