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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

In basket-case.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Boom

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"I remember when this was all offices."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"The first one was the hardest."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Start up

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."