Economic Superhero Gifts

'Please help - I'm getting no bonus this year.'

Super-Mario Draghi

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

The United States' economy deflating.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

America's Biggest Export...

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

"I've simplified our work process!"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

'Who knew this whole capitalist system was a bubble!'

Safe under mattress.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Squeeze on Public Spending.

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

Deal-Maker Trump

Security Blanket.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."