Financial Superhero Gifts

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Are they seriously sending us a bill for last year?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Soaring Profits

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

Business News.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'That's my boy...'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Wait a minute....!

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Tax Collector

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Profit in the garbage.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'