Business Superstar Gifts

Employee of the Month - male.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I, TikTok."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Trade Show Sherpas

Boom

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Sales

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

IRS tax instructions.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Healthy.

"The first one was the hardest."

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

The Waiter