Business Superstar Gifts

Employee of the Month - male.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

Boom

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

Sales

"How are my sales doing?"

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

IRS tax instructions.

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Healthy.

Start up

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

The Waiter

"The first one was the hardest."