Startup Star Gifts

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'Honey, look how cute...The kids have started their own little business.'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'Bobby? Oh, I bought him out!'

"The first one was the hardest."

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

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And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"