Startup Superhero Gifts

"I've simplified our work process!"

Small Business Insurance

Robot Parts $5

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

In basket-case.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Boom

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Start up

"The first one was the hardest."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

"I'll leave that with you then."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Decaf, Sid?"

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Fire is going to be the new content."

One Man Band