Startup Superhero Pillows

"I've simplified our work process!"

Small Business Insurance

Robot Parts $5

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

In basket-case.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Boom

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"The first one was the hardest."

Start up

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

One Man Band

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Fire is going to be the new content."

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"