Startup Warrior Pillows

'Seven companies in three years.'

Business Pram

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Boom

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Setting up companies

"The first one was the hardest."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Cyberwarfare

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."