Startup Warrior Pillows

'Seven companies in three years.'

Business Pram

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Boom

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Home for the Holidays

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Mark Zuckerberg

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Setting up companies

Cyberwarfare

"The first one was the hardest."

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."