Corporate Superstar Gifts

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

Goldilocks' tried the third chair and it was juuust right.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Female business.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Landing That Tough Account

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Star Executive

"We're counting on you to save this company, Fitzgerald.

"I'm in the market for a good sidekick."

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

Heavy Workload

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Employee of the Month - male.

People liked running things past Michael.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'