Corporate Superstar Pillows

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

Goldilocks' tried the third chair and it was juuust right.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Female business.

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

Landing That Tough Account

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Star Executive

"We're counting on you to save this company, Fitzgerald.

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

"I'm in the market for a good sidekick."

Heavy Workload

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

People liked running things past Michael.

Employee of the Month - male.

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."