Corporate Heroes Pillows

The four accountants of the apocalypse.

Businesswoman Empowerment

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

National Boss Monument.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

In - Out - Pending.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."