Office Superstar Pillows

'Formerly the cute blonde in the mail room'

Employee of the Month - female.

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

"Guess how we did in the quarterly results?"

Determined to Succeed.

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

In basket-case.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."