Office Actor Pillows

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Shepherd and eurydice

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Showbiz Awards

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.