Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.
Actors Pillows
Add some theatrical flair to any space with our actor-themed pillows. Perfect for relaxing at home or adding personality to a dressing room or living room.
"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."
'I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want Woody Allen to be there when it happens.'
Father Christmas.
"I bet he'll be in movies. He's always causing a scene."
"Accepting for..."
Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas
Back-Stage Shaving
Wordplay: Short Notice - Applicants wanted for support roles in production of Snow White.
Drama Llama
'The most successful sitcom on TV was mine, and then I insisted we go it without a laugh track!'
Wizard of Oz - repeat fees
Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.
"Let's make a movie. Who's hot?"
Lights Camera Action Man
'Rest assured this award will take pride of place on my mantlepiece next to my 25 yards breaststroke certificate.'
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."
Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.
"Know what I miss? Just sitting around with my old friends, and barking."
"Only hired for a couple of episodes but I'm hoping to live off the conventions for the next twenty years."
"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"
Covid Masks
"You were never in The Birds..."
"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."
"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."
'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."
Movies About Military Families
The Coen Brothers of Science.
"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"
Batman (Adam West)
Janet Leigh
An early turning-point in old Hollywood...
'So do I get the job or not?'
Actors Pillows Collection
Actors Mugs
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Actors Prints
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Actors T-Shirts
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