Office Superheroes Pillows

"We want someone who can multitask. During our interview I'd like you to fill out those forms and have a physical."

"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "

"Hello, dear. I had a very busy day at the office, grabbed a bite on the way home, and brought home some work which I'll do in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

Working mother

In basket-case.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

In - Out - Pending.

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

"Sure I can make that deadline."