Secretarial Superhero Pillows

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

In basket-case.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

The Boss.

"I'm going in."

Sales tied in knots

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"