Security Superhero Pillows

"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."

In basket-case.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

High security Santa's grotto

'Where was the TSA?'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Beware of Don"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

AI Safety Officer

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Mou...Man trap!

CCTV in church.

Aggression/Security

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Inhospitality tent.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down