"I'm getting a new computer, so I'm making sure all my data on this one is erased."
Security Superhero Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the brave and often unseen defenders like security professionals? Our collection features witty, cartoon-style illustrations that highlight their heroic duties. Perfect for security guards or anyone who loves a good laugh about security and safety. From mugs to prints, find a thoughtful way to show appreciation for these everyday heroes who keep us safe with a touch of humor.
In basket-case.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."
High security Santa's grotto
'Where was the TSA?'
"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
"He's a guard dog."
Dog barking at everything except a burglar.
"I see you've security marked your property."
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"Beware of Don"
AI Safety Officer
"Ok, I found a secure line."
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
"I say we move on to dessert."
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
Mou...Man trap!
CCTV in church.
The Best Defense
Aggression/Security
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'
'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'
Inhospitality tent.
"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."
Security Superhero Gifts Collection
Security Superhero Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs featuring security superhero designs—perfect for adding a dash of humor to their morning routine or workspace.
Security Superhero Pillows
Check out our security-themed pillows—bring humor and heroism into their home or office décor.
Security Superhero Prints
Explore our security superhero prints—perfect for decorating a home or workspace with a touch of heroism and humor.
Security Superhero T-Shirts
Browse our security superhero T-shirts—fun, witty designs that let any hero wear their pride with a smile.