Safety Superhero Gifts

"Why did I come in here?"

Risk Management Hut.

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Falling from a billboard

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

Days without an incident.

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

Police checks at a modern nursery school.

'Hang on, the tag on this vine has expired: Safety regulations mean we need to have it tested before further use...'

Don't Drink Drive.

Always wear a safety harness

"No, we will not be starting with a safety brief today."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

The hall of bad ideas.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Wall Street...

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."